Well, "The Nutcracker" was an awesome performance...
But c'mon Orange County, (and the rest of "middle america" while I'm at it), consider this an FYI - going to the Ballet is an EVENT...it's NOT, repeat NOT like watching a VIDEO of The Nutcracker in the comfort and privacy of your living room.
Specifically; it's not OK to fart, (even a silent one) bring and eat chips, do the Arsenio Whoot! after each scene, arrive late and demand to be seated mid-act or let your kid talk through the ENTIRE performance. Here's another tip - if your kid can't sit still or remain quite for the duration of a Shrek movie at the theater, if he/she can't go the 2 hours without a snack (outside of the 15 min intermission), and if the best outfit you can find is your "good jeans" a wrinkled t-shirt, your white Nike trainers and a leather motorcycle jacket, (and I'm talking about the adult male sitting next to me, not a little kid)...then perhaps the ballet is just not for you.
I'm just sayin'...
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Oh, snap, son - you have a BLOG?
I read your earlier posts - they actually sound a lot like mine. :)
http://philipsullivan.blogspot.com/
I, too, started one to "vent" if necessary. That way, only those who WANT to hear me rant and rave need to be subjected to it!
(I also have one that is MMA-themed, and not as witty/insightful) :P
http://mmasubmissions.blogspot.com/
I'm adding yours to my newsfeed.
You blog! Yeah!
Hear hear! Add the 'letting your teenage girl dress like a hooker' and the 'wow, mom is dressed the same' to that list.
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